• (via pukechewer)

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  • ignite-mylove-ignite:

    ligerscout:

    ligerscout:

    Ready for April fools day
    Gonna take it to school and eat it

    I ate 3/4 of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.

    fuck bro, I thought you were gunna fill all those cups with mayonnaise and hand them out at school and some serious shit was gunna go down

    (via pukechewer)

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  • prasejeebus:

    This belongs in a museum

    (via ernbarassing)

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  • dead-pendragon:

    heterophilia:

    Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.

    SOMEONE SAID IT

    (via internetexplwhorer)

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  • uhmeliamay:

    all i want is for someone to play with my hair and rub my back and tell me everything is going to be okay

    (via trust)

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  • (Source: kngshxt, via africandad)

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    • 100865
  • sentimentalvelvet:

    cartel:

    mikemanmiller-us:

    cartel:

    if every mistake you’ve made was written in a book, would you read it?

    Mine would be a 5 book trilogy with books as big as Harry Potter

    trilogy.. 

    ””“5 book trilogy”“”“

    (via pukechewer)

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  • slomps:

    slomps:

    slomps:

    Apparently if you saw yourself in person, you wouldn’t recognise yourself

    So my biggest question is, WHAT THE FUCK do I look like

    And do I look hot

    (via memphismayflower)

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  • rebuy:

    i hope flip phones make a comeback in 2015 

    (via trust)

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  • hisandherquotes:

    ♡Love/Couples♡

    (via wonderfulsenses)

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    • 3721