Victoria's Page
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  • its-a me twerkio


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  • shingekinokyojinheaven:


    me before posting something on tumblr: no that could offend someone



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  • kalories:

    i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

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  • hipster-trichster:



    Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

    she wears short shorts I wear long longs

    she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

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  • rupsidaisy:

    "for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead

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  • rnessage:

    be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes

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  • guacamolic:

    my anaconda don’t
    my anaconda don’t
    my anaconda don’t want none unless you are fiscally responsible and mature enough to take care of yourself

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  • buckoftheirish:



    my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
    this is his work laptop


    he takes it to company meetings

    I’ve been told he has received many compliments

    Marry him.

    did you read the post

    (Source: nbhcannibal, via lexbonbon)

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